Now that Fry-kitty is old enough to go outside, his exceptionally soft, fine fur means that he's acquired a new hobby: vacuuming up every freaking
goosegrass burr from our yard. Much as I try to keep the stuff under control, after a wet spring like this last one, it's a losing battle. Tippy and our late Gandalf never have/had much trouble with the stuff, seeing as how they were both shorthairs, but Fry comes in so covered with burrs he feels all nubbly. He then proceeds to pick the things out of his fur and leave them all over the house (and particularly in my bed, which he's claimed as his territory) for us humans to enjoy, too.
Aaaaargh. I hated goosegrass enough as it was, for the nasty weed that it is. (I also hated it on a more personal level because it makes keeping
sweet woodruff in the garden almost impossible -- the minute anyone walking by spots the stuff, they say, "Oh, more goosegrass," and proceed to rip it out in an attempt to be helpful . . . without bothering to ascertain whether it was actually *sticky* or not.) After half an hour of picking burrs off of Fry, I have a whole new reason to be irritated.
Although, about halfway through, I was amused to realize that I was using beautifully stereotypical primate grooming moves with my hands to get the burrs off the cat. Think baboons in nature documentaries. Entirely instinctive and, admittedly, pretty effective. I can't help but wonder if one of the reasons cats "agreed" to domestication/symbiosis with us humans is because our spinal-reflex grooming instincts make us extra-useful to a species without hands . . . *snerk!*
Other random thought: if you believe Gerard and some of the other Renaissance herbalists, goosegrass tea is/was a weight loss aid. Wouldn't it be entertaining if that Holy Grail (other sort, folks on my fanfic list, minds out of the gutter) of current Western culture, the herbal weight-loss remedy that actually works, existed all over the %^&#*%& place, ignored, in the form of a hated weed? That there's irony, people! ;)
Totally random thought: wonder if goosegrass, being in the Rubiaceae (coffee family) might contain caffeine? I have no evidence for that, mind, but it's an interesting thought . . . and it'd sure as hell cause one to lose weight!
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